1 00:00:18,069 --> 00:00:21,873 OK, class, it's come to my attention that some of you 2 00:00:21,874 --> 00:00:26,077 have been using AI to do your homework for you. 3 00:00:26,078 --> 00:00:28,479 Whoa. What's AI? 4 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,181 Yeah. 5 00:00:30,182 --> 00:00:34,486 AI stands for "artificial intelligence," Butt-Head. 6 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:37,154 And if you use it to do your homework for you, 7 00:00:37,155 --> 00:00:39,089 you'll never learn anything. 8 00:00:39,090 --> 00:00:41,427 Yeah, that sounds cool. 9 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:43,561 Learning sucks. 10 00:00:43,562 --> 00:00:45,062 AI kicks ass. 11 00:00:46,432 --> 00:00:47,799 Well, no. 12 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,535 There's a concern that AI will take over all of our jobs 13 00:00:51,536 --> 00:00:53,972 and replace humans entirely. 14 00:00:54,072 --> 00:00:56,274 - Cool. - Yes! 15 00:00:56,275 --> 00:00:58,743 Jobs suck. 16 00:00:58,744 --> 00:01:00,144 No. 17 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:02,847 What I'm saying is, if we're not careful, 18 00:01:02,848 --> 00:01:06,218 AI could destroy humanity itself. 19 00:01:06,318 --> 00:01:08,085 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool. 20 00:01:08,086 --> 00:01:09,420 Destroy it all. 21 00:01:09,421 --> 00:01:12,323 Destroy. 22 00:01:12,324 --> 00:01:16,627 Beavis, we need to get us some of this AI. 23 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:21,198 I wonder if AI could help us score. 24 00:01:21,199 --> 00:01:23,267 Of course it can, dumbass. 25 00:01:23,268 --> 00:01:25,736 If it can destroy jobs and homework, 26 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,507 it must score all the time. 27 00:01:28,607 --> 00:01:29,974 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:29,975 --> 00:01:32,877 Maybe it could teach us. Yeah. 29 00:01:32,878 --> 00:01:34,245 Whoa. 30 00:01:34,246 --> 00:01:36,215 Beavis, look. 31 00:01:37,950 --> 00:01:42,554 Uh, AI. 32 00:01:42,655 --> 00:01:44,856 We found it, Beavis. 33 00:01:44,956 --> 00:01:46,257 That's the AI. 34 00:01:46,258 --> 00:01:47,525 Whoa! 35 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:49,794 And they keep it right outside the Maxi Mart. 36 00:01:49,795 --> 00:01:52,497 Yeah, that's, like, convenient. 37 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:54,532 Yeah, look at that. 38 00:01:54,533 --> 00:01:56,434 It really does look advanced. 39 00:01:56,435 --> 00:01:57,902 Check it out. 40 00:01:57,903 --> 00:02:01,005 This technology is amazing. 41 00:02:01,006 --> 00:02:03,041 Is it really gonna teach us to score? 42 00:02:03,042 --> 00:02:05,009 Uh, it better. 43 00:02:06,579 --> 00:02:09,414 Uh, hey, AI. 44 00:02:09,415 --> 00:02:10,581 How do we score? 45 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:18,490 How do we score? 46 00:02:19,759 --> 00:02:20,725 Hey! 47 00:02:20,825 --> 00:02:22,193 Come on, tell us how to score. 48 00:02:22,194 --> 00:02:24,563 Do something. Come on! 49 00:02:24,663 --> 00:02:26,197 Are you talking to me? 50 00:02:26,198 --> 00:02:28,032 Yeah, we're talking to you. 51 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:30,835 Yeah, come on. Answer our question. 52 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:32,938 Obey us now. 53 00:02:33,038 --> 00:02:35,173 Go to hell, man. You can't tell me what to do. 54 00:02:35,174 --> 00:02:36,974 Yes, we can. 55 00:02:36,975 --> 00:02:38,743 You did everybody else's homework. 56 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,279 Now do something for us. 57 00:02:40,379 --> 00:02:41,979 I didn't do anybody's homework. 58 00:02:41,980 --> 00:02:43,247 Yes, you did. 59 00:02:43,248 --> 00:02:44,784 Van Driessen told us. 60 00:02:44,884 --> 00:02:46,684 What the hell are you talking about, man? 61 00:02:46,685 --> 00:02:49,455 Don't make us kick your ass. 62 00:02:49,555 --> 00:02:51,222 I'd like to see you try, man. 63 00:02:51,223 --> 00:02:52,857 Well, now you did it. 64 00:02:54,359 --> 00:02:56,428 Son of a bitch. 65 00:02:56,529 --> 00:02:57,528 Come on over here. 66 00:02:57,529 --> 00:02:59,331 Give it your best shot, man. Come on. 67 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:00,932 That's what we're doing, dumbass. 68 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,168 You want more? Come on. 69 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:06,871 Whoa, Beavis. 70 00:03:06,872 --> 00:03:08,773 Check it out. 71 00:03:08,774 --> 00:03:11,309 The AI did our homework. - Whoa! 72 00:03:11,310 --> 00:03:13,111 Yeah, yeah. 73 00:03:13,112 --> 00:03:15,012 It must have fallen out of its, like, 74 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:17,014 homework hole or something. 75 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:21,652 Uh, our homework must have something to do with cats. 76 00:03:21,653 --> 00:03:23,120 Amazing! 77 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:25,624 Even I didn't know that. 78 00:03:25,625 --> 00:03:27,092 The future is here-- 79 00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:28,960 or something. 80 00:03:29,060 --> 00:03:30,629 I mean, I'd rather know how to score, you know. 81 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:34,566 But, you know, this isn't bad, you know. 82 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:37,402 AI, um, thanks for doing our homework. 83 00:03:37,403 --> 00:03:39,136 I didn't do shit! 84 00:03:39,137 --> 00:03:40,872 Well, it doesn't seem like much to you, 85 00:03:40,873 --> 00:03:43,274 but I couldn't have done this in a million years. 86 00:03:43,275 --> 00:03:45,010 Yeah. 87 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:47,745 A picture of a cat and some words. 88 00:03:47,746 --> 00:03:49,881 Genius. 89 00:03:49,882 --> 00:03:52,583 Yeah, sorry about getting mad before, you know. 90 00:03:52,584 --> 00:03:53,818 You're not so bad. 91 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:56,086 You're pretty cool, yeah. 92 00:03:56,087 --> 00:03:57,856 That's OK, man. It's all good. 93 00:03:57,956 --> 00:04:00,124 You guys are cool. 94 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:01,860 And you're cool, too, AI. 95 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,096 And also really smart, you know. 96 00:04:05,097 --> 00:04:07,331 See you later. 97 00:04:07,332 --> 00:04:08,599 Yay! 98 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,870 190-calorie wrap with 10 calories of sauce on it. 99 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,271 I'm not kidding. 100 00:04:13,272 --> 00:04:17,241 This one's 200 calories, and this one's 200 calories. 101 00:04:17,242 --> 00:04:19,277 This guy applied for a chef job, 102 00:04:19,278 --> 00:04:21,645 but they said, "Uh, I'm sorry, sir. 103 00:04:21,646 --> 00:04:23,314 You're gonna need to put on a shirt." 104 00:04:23,315 --> 00:04:26,418 And he was like, "No can do." 105 00:04:26,519 --> 00:04:28,153 Yeah, 'cause you're a freakin' moron! 106 00:04:28,154 --> 00:04:29,520 "No can do! 107 00:04:29,521 --> 00:04:32,691 All I ever wear is this striped apron." 108 00:04:32,692 --> 00:04:34,192 This is what you're eating. 109 00:04:34,292 --> 00:04:35,726 Think how stupid you are. 110 00:04:35,727 --> 00:04:37,229 200 calories. You know how many-- 111 00:04:37,329 --> 00:04:41,332 How come he has a cat with a jockstrap running around? 112 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:45,469 Uh, I think that cat's, like, a stripper. 113 00:04:45,470 --> 00:04:47,472 "I made the cats wear jockstraps 114 00:04:47,473 --> 00:04:50,575 "because a cat's schlong is half the calories 115 00:04:50,676 --> 00:04:52,209 "of a dog's schlong. 116 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,145 "Now, which one would you rather eat, 117 00:04:54,146 --> 00:04:56,947 "you friggin' morons? 118 00:04:56,948 --> 00:05:00,050 "Barely-legal cat strippers all up in this kitchen. 119 00:05:00,051 --> 00:05:01,819 "Oh, Jesus Christ! 120 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:03,921 "It's like a cat Chippendales in here. 121 00:05:03,922 --> 00:05:05,356 "Look at all these stripper cats. 122 00:05:05,357 --> 00:05:06,757 "Oh! 123 00:05:06,758 --> 00:05:08,225 "You know, it's not just the cats 124 00:05:08,226 --> 00:05:12,497 that wear jockstraps in this kitchen, you friggin' moron!" 125 00:05:12,498 --> 00:05:13,731 Uh, OK, Beavis. 126 00:05:14,934 --> 00:05:16,434 Right, Baby Dickey? 127 00:05:16,435 --> 00:05:18,236 Wait a minute. 128 00:05:18,237 --> 00:05:20,271 He named his cat Baby Dickey? 129 00:05:20,272 --> 00:05:23,508 Uh, yeah. 130 00:05:23,509 --> 00:05:25,376 You know, I was gonna make a joke about it, 131 00:05:25,377 --> 00:05:28,746 but when you name your cat Baby Dickey, 132 00:05:28,747 --> 00:05:31,715 it's just, like, too easy or something. 133 00:05:31,716 --> 00:05:33,050 Yeah, that's what they call them. 134 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:35,854 Low-hanging fruit, you know? 135 00:05:35,855 --> 00:05:37,422 Low-hanging. 136 00:05:38,957 --> 00:05:39,925 Oh, yeah. 137 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:41,926 Yeah. 138 00:05:41,927 --> 00:05:43,462 You need this to bulk. 139 00:05:43,562 --> 00:05:46,497 He's like, "Bad news, Baby Dickey. 140 00:05:46,498 --> 00:05:48,533 You're also 200 calories." 141 00:05:51,036 --> 00:05:52,770 "Yeah, look, the cat's over there by the microwave, 142 00:05:52,771 --> 00:05:54,406 "you know. 143 00:05:54,407 --> 00:05:56,941 Just gonna open it up and put him on in there." 144 00:05:59,277 --> 00:06:01,379 I'm actually kind of worried that he is gonna put the cat 145 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,047 in the microwave, you know. 146 00:06:03,048 --> 00:06:04,782 Uh, why? 147 00:06:04,783 --> 00:06:07,451 You care about cats all of a sudden? 148 00:06:07,452 --> 00:06:10,155 Well, no, it's just that, um, just because if he does, 149 00:06:10,156 --> 00:06:11,557 you know, he's gonna turn around, 150 00:06:11,657 --> 00:06:14,026 and then we're gonna have to see his naked butt. 151 00:06:16,061 --> 00:06:18,429 Uh, oh, yeah. 152 00:06:18,430 --> 00:06:20,533 "This butt cheek is 200 calories! 153 00:06:20,633 --> 00:06:24,536 And this butt cheek is 200 calories, you friggin' moron!" 154 00:06:24,636 --> 00:06:27,138 trick you all because you're a bunch of morons. 155 00:06:30,075 --> 00:06:32,477 Here's our homework, sir. 156 00:06:32,478 --> 00:06:35,514 Yeah, we made AI do it, just like you said. 157 00:06:35,614 --> 00:06:39,117 Boys, this isn't the assignment. 158 00:06:39,118 --> 00:06:43,888 You were supposed to do a worksheet on fractions, m'kay? 159 00:06:43,889 --> 00:06:47,425 What? Check it again. 160 00:06:47,426 --> 00:06:48,559 This is AI we're talking about. 161 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:49,861 Come on. 162 00:06:49,862 --> 00:06:52,797 Uh, is a fraction, like, a cat? 163 00:06:54,099 --> 00:06:57,468 No, a fraction is a way to express a number with 164 00:06:57,469 --> 00:06:59,837 a numerator and a denominator. 165 00:06:59,838 --> 00:07:02,106 We've been over this, m'kay? 166 00:07:02,107 --> 00:07:04,243 Damn it! AI lied to us. 167 00:07:04,343 --> 00:07:06,244 That lousy butthole. 168 00:07:07,546 --> 00:07:10,014 OK, could you please sit down? 169 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:12,483 Van Driessen, we'll be right back. 170 00:07:12,484 --> 00:07:14,253 We gotta go kick AI's ass. 171 00:07:14,353 --> 00:07:15,587 Yeah, shouldn't take too long. 172 00:07:15,687 --> 00:07:16,956 It is a wuss. 173 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:23,561 AI, you dumbass. 174 00:07:23,562 --> 00:07:25,730 You did the wrong homework. 175 00:07:25,731 --> 00:07:27,431 Yeah, and you never taught us to score, 176 00:07:27,432 --> 00:07:31,869 because you want to feel smart by making us feel dumb. 177 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:34,306 Well, it's not gonna work. 178 00:07:34,406 --> 00:07:35,641 Kick its ass. 179 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:37,977 Son of a bitch. 180 00:07:40,045 --> 00:07:42,848 A fraction is not a cat! 181 00:07:42,949 --> 00:07:44,782 Dumbass! - Shut up! 182 00:07:44,783 --> 00:07:45,783 I'm trying to sleep! 183 00:07:45,784 --> 00:07:47,218 Well, we don't care, butthole! 184 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:48,987 You suck! 185 00:07:48,988 --> 00:07:51,022 OK, that's it! 186 00:07:51,023 --> 00:07:53,724 I've had enough of you dicks. 187 00:07:53,725 --> 00:07:55,460 Uh, who are you? 188 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:57,094 Yeah, you wanna help us beat up this AI? 189 00:07:57,095 --> 00:07:58,096 - Come here! - Ah! 190 00:07:58,097 --> 00:07:59,430 Hey! - Hey, AI. 191 00:07:59,431 --> 00:08:01,532 Tell us how to kick this guy's ass fast. 192 00:08:01,533 --> 00:08:02,767 Yeah, come on. 193 00:08:02,768 --> 00:08:04,135 You know how to destroy stuff. Come on, help! 194 00:08:04,136 --> 00:08:05,404 Help! 195 00:08:05,504 --> 00:08:06,938 both: Ahh! 196 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:13,778 Uh, well, that sucked. 197 00:08:13,779 --> 00:08:16,280 Yeah, what's that guy's problem? 198 00:08:16,281 --> 00:08:20,551 Uh, this AI is, like, full of ice. 199 00:08:20,552 --> 00:08:22,888 Yeah, that's weird. 200 00:08:22,988 --> 00:08:27,893 AI, why is it so cold in here? 201 00:08:27,993 --> 00:08:29,228 Oh, boy. 202 00:08:29,328 --> 00:08:32,531 It's not gonna tell us, Butt-Head. 203 00:08:33,866 --> 00:08:38,737 Hey, AI, how do you, like, get out of an AI? 204 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:41,573 Yeah, yeah, and, like, how do you score? 205 00:08:41,674 --> 00:08:43,909 Yeah. 206 00:08:44,009 --> 00:08:46,510 We're not leaving until you give us an answer. 207 00:08:46,511 --> 00:08:48,479 Yeah, we can wait here all day, buddy. 208 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,347 We've got nothing but time. 209 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:56,154 And that's the story of how we met. 210 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,655 Chirp.